tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84594752011-04-21T13:16:23.618-05:00The chronicles of the best gayboy living like a material girl in a material NYC-worldDingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.comBlogger761100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1123216878733939042005-08-04T23:37:00.000-05:002005-08-04T23:41:48.743-05:00

Ben Folds in Prospect Park this evening while very very "altered" so positively that it was almost a perfect evening - only issue was the slimy factor from the constant streams of sweat on everyone. But - would I ever make a larger deal out of tolerable situation? Yes, if I can milk it to my satisfaction.whew - still groovin' to the music playin in my head so I'll actually put some music

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1122152636199907112005-07-23T15:54:00.000-05:002005-07-23T16:03:56.206-05:00

So this Freelunch was left for more in response to my post re: Gabby La La and what a tease. Says he (or she) saw them recently but doesn't say where, doesn't say how it was, and doesn't leave anything other than his (or her) name. This just confirms it: There is no such thing as a freelunch. A corollary to that being: all things resembling, masquerading, and/or attempting to foster such

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1121824621831054812005-07-19T20:45:00.000-05:002005-07-19T20:57:01.840-05:00

At some point, you will realize that since only you can prevent forest fires (only you) - that you not only contibuted to thousands dead, hundreds of billions spent (while other hundreds of billions are safe in the wealthiest of the wealthy's pocket), but that you are responsible. Since I don't believe in god I can only hope the karma comes back around and kicks your ass so far up into your

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1120869096631556302005-07-08T19:29:00.000-05:002005-07-08T19:31:36.663-05:00

Why I am "still" single (as if the few months - in total - since college qualify as not being single) I will rage upon them with doom to rival the Empire.Doom to those people.Rage at those people.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1120105325271192232005-06-29T23:16:00.000-05:002005-06-29T23:22:05.296-05:00

If you find/learn that I am working the graveyard shift driving a bus in Hartford, CT. Obviously, I'd do it myself but something must be preventing me - why else would I endure such a horrific existence? I BEG you to do it. Won't bother to explain where this comes from suffice to say I have this irrational fear that I'll end up doing exactly that without the free will to end it. Obviously,

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1120041917323042722005-06-29T05:45:00.000-05:002005-06-29T05:53:06.793-05:00

Thanks to The Beckster for sending these to me. Good to know you're working just as hard as I am...hahhah

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1119415680618557572005-06-21T23:48:00.000-05:002005-06-22T06:46:22.066-05:00

Courtesy of M Tidmus

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1118981046178287722005-06-16T23:01:00.000-05:002005-06-16T23:04:06.183-05:00

Ok - so here's the situation. There is my star wars name (which I'm not terribly fond of) - Chrmo Wahig (too lazy to give the how/why) and then my "jedi" name is: Cast off your old name! Your Jedi name isMOGCH MANEW of the planet Valium!Find your Jedi Name!Although, there isn't really a decision to be made because it should be quite obvious which one any respectable degenerate star wars fan

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1118806764297575292005-06-14T22:17:00.000-05:002005-06-14T22:39:24.346-05:00

Hanging with my sister and brother in law in CT this weekend. Specifically, Saturday night sitting out on the porch smoking the remnants of some White Widow and the beginnings of some "Bubblegum" (a sativa/indica mix with a smooth sweet fruity taste - like me - although nothing compares to White Widow) when my brother in law begins to recount his latest "buy". $200 for a 1/2 Z - he says.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1117885926268280782005-06-04T04:50:00.000-05:002005-06-04T06:55:05.326-05:00

BIG BLACK COCK (as the owner of the BBC I like to play with calls it).Someone called my previous post sick and nasty. She ain't just whistling Dixie. I wonder if her powers of observation extend to everything obvious or just the post below.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1117343958651755752005-05-29T00:15:00.000-05:002005-05-29T00:19:18.656-05:00

Anyday now - PLEASE! As embarrassing as this is to admit: I blew my load 8 times in the past 36 hours. Even worse: only 4 of those times was with when someone else (or more) were present. I write this because I'm expecting a fuck buddy by momentarily. Is it a BBC - well, I'll keep that little bit of information to myself. Can't spill all the beans (or loads)...

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1117248584448343832005-05-27T21:47:00.000-05:002005-05-27T21:49:44.453-05:00

Regardless of your political persuasion, I believe as citizens of this country it is our responsibility to hold elected (yes, elected is debatable) officials accountable for their actions. At the very least, we are entitled to a cogent response to the ever mounting evidence that the Bush administration did not act in good faith (at best) and intentionally misled (at worst) the country to go to

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1117233485764860502005-05-27T17:35:00.000-05:002005-05-27T17:39:27.726-05:00

Yes, yes I did have BBC last night. In fact, I had so much BBC my jaw aches today. Which is saying something considering how much work in a given day my jaw must do with all my clap trap and useless knowledge.PS - BBC, in this context, refers to a specific type of Dingle Dangle not the British Broadcasting Corp for you short bus people.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1117162848901372882005-05-26T21:57:00.000-05:002005-05-26T22:00:48.906-05:00

The question for this evening is do I want to feast and devote energy on a BBC? It's a nice BBC but do I want it this evening?

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1116400733433776322005-05-18T02:08:00.000-05:002005-05-18T02:36:07.960-05:00

the morning piss I have to take every morning without fail I'd be either a 1) seriously depressed rat bastard (because I'd never get out of bed) or 2) The Masturbating Champion of the World (although I can definitely state that after a given amount of time - depending on any facilitating liquid used - one must cease lest one rub it raw like a certain someone I know).

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1115809920865660262005-05-11T06:08:00.000-05:002005-05-12T20:47:53.326-05:00

So this little quiz here came to the conclusion that I could live in Chicago. Sorry. No can do. Need a coast (for whatever reason you like - beaches, liberals, the chance to get on a boat and hightail it out of the country when ASAP when being gay becomes a crime because being a second class citizen isn't insulting enough already).PS - I did take a liking to the University Club and the Art

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1115795706065020632005-05-11T01:50:00.000-05:002005-05-11T04:34:08.046-05:00

In the past week I have had the displeasure of dealing with two people who have to be - the densest of the dense.Yesterday, hooked up with this guy who just could not adjust to the way I like my dick sucked (a little mouth/hand combo all the way and all the way down). Nothing so odd. Being that I have an Olympic Gold medal in cocksucking I know this. But the guy just couldn't get it. Hours (on

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1114953693966309802005-05-01T08:10:00.000-05:002005-05-01T12:58:47.930-05:00

So - last Monday I went to the Gabby La La show at Joe's Pub just south of Astor Place. Cool place. Les Claypool played bass (awesome). She was cool. Odd but cool. Liked it. Can't really explain it - you just need to listen to her. So yeah, my brother in law invited me and my friend Craig Lap. There were other people attending as well (1 couple I knew the other I didn't). In the middle of the

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1114071893358938212005-04-21T03:20:00.000-05:002005-04-21T23:01:47.203-05:00

Seems I missed the post I was "going" to write saying happy April 20th to all stoners (and the cool non stoners if there are any). Notice I did not state pot heads. Stoners and pot heads are two very different types of people. Pot heads give Stoners a bad rap by usually nonexistent association.At least I'm writing this around 4.20am which reminds me. Where is that bubblah...for verily, I am

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1113107761835948252005-04-09T23:25:00.000-05:002005-04-09T23:36:01.836-05:00

I don't think there has ever been anyone that I actually haven't met in person that has made me want to stab (repeatedly) my own eyes (not to mention some other choice spots) with a rusty, serrated knife except Tom Delay. I'd rather we all just called this "rose" a "rose" or rather an evil criminal who is most likely going to have me audited for writing this (sometimes I wonder if maybe it isn't

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1112066061987472532005-03-28T22:08:00.000-05:002005-03-28T22:14:21.990-05:00

My bubblah, my sidekick, my alter ego tricked me. Apparently, the water level decreased either naturally or from a little knock over once or twice but I didn't realize this until AFTER I took a nice, deep, thick, rich, creamy pull. Used to call that a smong bit. I was coughing so hard that I almost threw up. Then the thought of throwing up via coughing (which has never happened to me and

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1112063634301141532005-03-28T21:18:00.000-05:002005-03-28T22:07:44.860-05:00

Initiated something very that was extremely uncharacteristic of me about a week and a half ago. Called up Craig Lap and said "let's take a very extended weekend and go to Amsterdam either next month or within the year." I was mostly expecting him not to be able to do it - but that was, in my bumble opinion, just my own projection of lack of spontaneity. While I admit 3 months in advance is not

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1111070096731495132005-03-17T09:23:00.000-05:002005-03-28T22:05:10.863-05:00

For a country that is at "war" according it's "leader" I cannot help but wonder what the fuck his party in "Congress" is doing wasting time over steroids in baseball. It's a fucking game. It's entertainment. Now, I love baseball and I do think it's hurt by steroids, however, where do those ignorami get off wasting citizens' time and having hearings about? Why aren't they holding hearings

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1111062420493749052005-03-17T07:16:00.000-05:002005-03-17T07:27:00.496-05:00

From the Dictionary of Sex Words:dingle-dangle:A penis or a flaccid , limp or hanging penis . See penis for synonyms.See Also: dangle, dangle-dong, dangle-parade, angle of the dangle, apache, danglers, dangler,Stumbled upon this dictionary while looking up a porn star. It also has a Dictionary of F Words.Who know that ladies college:Obsolete, early-18 th century euphemism for a brothel .

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1110774928059010132005-03-13T23:26:00.000-05:002005-03-14T02:40:47.106-05:00

I just realized, while leaving a comment at Crossed Wires about Star Wars, that I have yet to truly detail in this space my complete and utter obsession with it. Now, it's not as bad as that sounds yet is exponentially worse then it sounds at the same time. Unfortunately, I am in no condition right now to devote the time nor energy it is due so the following will have to suffice temporarily while

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1110501918876445602005-03-10T19:43:00.000-05:002005-03-12T06:20:58.286-05:00

I wish I knew why I found Adam Sandler and Ray Ramano attractive - I mean besides the humor. I know I'm very very very attracted to people who are humorous and make me laugh but those two? Crimeny how sexy I think they are.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1110162883764527792005-03-06T21:22:00.000-05:002005-03-07T22:05:45.166-05:00

Firstly, I am RAGING like an alocholic hardon that Carnivale was pushed back an hour for freakin' Deadwood. LUNACY I TELLS YA. DOOM TO DEADWOOD. RAGE TO DEADWOOD.Secondly, someone just buzzed my apartment. It's only around 9.30 but you just don't show up ringing the buzzer - at all but especially on a Sunday night when Carnivale is SUPPOSED to be one. Any and all, except the closest of friends in

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1110087751155442952005-03-06T00:36:00.000-05:002005-03-06T00:42:31.156-05:00

Either I'm seeing things (that don't exist) or I'm seeing things in reality. I can't really tell because well because nevermind why - what's important is that La Whora, Jedi Master has actually left comments here (to her credit she did previously, however, I lost all the previous comments blah blah blah). I wouldn't normally comment on this, however, it being the La Whora, Jedi Master and the

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1109192853319918922005-02-23T16:05:00.000-05:002005-02-24T15:11:36.716-05:00

My friend Lady Godiva stated to an old friend of her mother's (came from Italy and speaks English but not well like Lady Godiva's mother) that someone was a lesbian. When her mother's old friend didn't understand what the word was my friend Lady Godiva says, "She's from Lesbania". Henceforth: All lesbians are from Lesbania.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108826115850084182005-02-19T10:09:00.000-05:002005-02-27T14:13:45.060-05:00

Funny article in the NY Press online:OLYMPICS GO HOME: 88 things the International Olympic Committee should know about New York City before making a decision about 2012.My favorite is #48: There aren't enough weed-delivery services to go around. The Dutch teams alone…If the city is selected and if I'm still living here then this example is of grave concern to me. I'd like to think that the Dutch

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108498883466386292005-02-15T15:19:00.000-05:002005-02-15T15:21:23.470-05:00

Wouldn't this be rich? Check out this article via 365Gay.com Newscenter StaffIs Bush Press Aide Gay?

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108315531171816632005-02-13T12:19:00.000-05:002005-02-13T12:35:32.230-05:00

Had I known that by adding Haloscan to this page as the comments/trackback program would wipe out all the existing comments of all the older posts I doubt I would've added it. This is very annoying NAY vexing. There were some pretty good comments. Of course, now it looks like barely anyone has commented. Now everyone is going to think I'm one of the unpopular kids and I have never ever been one

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108266361742111522005-02-12T22:43:00.000-05:002005-02-13T09:55:00.386-05:00

I mean, really? I was hoping that at least by now it would be significantly less than what it was (and still is) which, mind you, would probably only put me in line with most other guys. Alas, I'm not sure it will ever go down (no pun intended).. On the plus side I doubt I'll ever meed a pill to keep it up...

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108229562622531082005-02-12T12:30:00.000-05:002005-02-12T12:38:23.660-05:00

For turning me onto Firefox. A significantly superior browser to IE.My only complaint is that it took me this long to be introduced.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108227136588337002005-02-12T11:48:00.000-05:002005-02-12T12:08:58.093-05:00

today I've become quite addicted to this game like thing called blogshare where your blog is like a company and there's stock and shit. As if I need to waste time wondering if someone will post a link to this "site" (as it were) so my stock can go up. I RUN THIS CRACK HOUSE WITH AN IRON FIST AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.Got an invitation to join Craig Lap to see that Gate thing art exhibit in Central

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108118513978979662005-02-11T05:41:00.000-05:002005-02-11T05:59:52.753-05:00

Fernando Casarin Then you must be a male homophobic (which has been proven to correlate to latent homosexuality see Journal of Clinical Psychology ciraca 1996/97 for the study) or the lezziest lesbian - and even then - the aesthetics alone...Thank you kindly to Miu for posting this on your site: A Socialite's Lifeand brightening up my morn...I suggest you go see what other goodies she has tucked

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1108106762083926882005-02-11T02:26:00.000-05:002005-02-11T02:28:01.590-05:00

"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1107686055290693892005-02-06T05:31:00.000-05:002005-02-06T05:34:15.290-05:00

Article title in Southern Voice Online: Black clergy unite to publicly support gay rights Pastors offer ‘a more hope-filled perspective’

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1106618647619969462005-01-24T21:03:00.000-05:002005-01-24T21:14:31.220-05:00

Interpersonal96%Verbal/Linguistic96%Musical/Rhythmic89%Intrapersonal82%Logical/Mathematical68%Visual/Spatial61%Bodily/Kinesthetic61% You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers,

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1106330411956987342005-01-21T13:59:00.000-05:002005-01-21T13:00:11.956-05:00

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1106035660812665352005-01-18T02:56:00.000-05:002005-01-18T03:07:40.813-05:00

if "he" does (of course I said he wouldn't twice before and was good with that - in fact - hoped he didn't yet he did ugh) what I need to remember are the following two extremely applicable ween songs: You Fucked Up you fucked up you bitch you really fucked up you fucked up you fuckin' nazi whore you dicked me over but now you'll payy ou fucked up aaaahhh. Baby Bitch It's been a while since

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1105964412946866542005-01-17T07:14:00.000-05:002005-01-17T07:20:12.946-05:00

Don't have time to write now cause I have to "get up" for work shower blah blah blah. Let us just say that I met a new "girl" this weekend. Let's call her: Gail. Interesting personality. I had other things to write but my friend Connie, who dropped by very unexpectedly and proved to be quite a boon yesterday into today, is beckoning me to speak with her before I get ready for work. *

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1105180727999998972005-01-08T05:03:00.000-05:002005-01-18T17:39:01.080-05:00

This dedicated entry is long over due. The subject shall remain nameless, however, he/she who must not be named will know instantly. Before the shout out - allow me to bitch a little about them first: 1) Always controlling the music. I say, if you get to control the music all the time then I get to control how many bowls we smoke (we - not you passing cause you have to get your wussy ass home

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1104480794076789272004-12-31T04:11:00.000-05:002004-12-31T03:13:14.076-05:00

A friend of mine sent me this interesting little composition stating maybe it could be from me: Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1104477128470821372004-12-31T02:09:00.000-05:002004-12-31T02:14:11.420-05:00

Where are you - who can keep pace with me. I know where some of you are (Conshi for example) but where are the rest of you? Where is the boy who says, "oh, I have another bag"? I cannot abide by all these pretenters clamoring to prove how lacking they truly are. Enough. Bastante Bien. I simply refuse to believe it is really that difficult to keep up. Buck up, hunker down, face foward, reality

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1102228146727888662004-12-05T03:19:00.000-05:002004-12-05T01:29:06.726-05:00

Not feel like doing something you always enjoy just for no reason? It's the oddest thing: I'm kinda bored right now which rarely happens. To wit: there is always new porn to watch, a new diatribe against something oh which I have an inherent philosophical difference of opinion, star wars games on my xbox, other games on my ps2, TV...I mean - I haven't watched TV in days. Why don't I want

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1101009610519712772004-11-21T04:57:00.000-05:002004-11-20T23:00:10.520-05:00

"Baby's got the bends" today. Well, not really the bends - more the spuns. That made me laugh. Your kiss is on my list - but you should know its a long list. addendum to previous post cause I'm too lazy to actually edit it: The last thing I wish: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner as opposed to having 10 of them here this weekend.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1100522949355390622004-11-15T07:43:00.000-05:002004-11-15T07:49:09.356-05:00

I saw a commericial yesterday that mentioned bad date insurance (the only reason I acutally saw it was because I was too brain dead to actually change the channel as the remote was out of arms reach). I only wish there was such a thing. If you're one of the guys that I've had a date with in the past couple weeks (excepting the person I had a lunch date with last week and works at DB) do me a

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1100117137977929562004-11-10T19:54:00.000-05:002004-11-10T21:19:01.036-05:00

So last Monday on the eve of the sham presidential elections my ex sends me an email stating Kerry is going to win and that he wished we could still be friends to celebrate it together. 1) I wish he hadn't emailed me. 2) I wish the email didn't stir such feelings. 3) I wish we had really been friends in the first place. 4) I wish he knew what he has lost. 5) I wish I wasn't tormented over

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1100092747129240092004-11-10T08:19:00.000-05:002004-11-10T08:19:07.130-05:00

At least I'm in the United Stated of Canada

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1099765809318341542004-11-06T13:28:00.000-05:002004-11-06T13:33:06.210-05:00

For those of you feeling like I am over this past week the following is a website you must see. Come with me to Canada where left of center IS center. They have it all: healthcare, education, marriage for the gays and rightly they look down on us.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1099500679570462772004-11-03T11:49:00.000-05:002004-11-03T11:51:19.570-05:00

I am so completely and utterly disgusted and ashamed that I currently call so many millions of stupid ass ignorant fuck faces - my fellow citizens. I am applying for refugee status in Canada. Home of the free.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1099428201107391432004-11-02T15:35:00.000-05:002004-11-02T15:43:21.106-05:00

So I went to a Halloween party on Saturday night. Got home about 3pm on Sunday. My friend Craig Lap came over and we went out to have a few drinks as the day was awesomely warm (before going out for drinks we smoked a bowl of course) . We sat outside at a pub on 2nd ave and made fun of various costumes. Time at bar = 3 JD and cokes. Buzzed but not drunk. We then went back to my

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1099125667761381882004-10-30T03:03:00.000-05:002004-10-30T03:41:07.763-05:00

(read: I can't get them out of my head) I love these songs which is why they're probably stuck in my head...yes, stuck in my head at 4.40am. Happy belated 4.20 to all and to all a good smoke no matter when it is. Easy ready willing overtime When does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line You got the body now you want my soul Don't even think about it say No Go Now I'll do anything

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098902662536221262004-10-27T13:42:00.000-05:002004-10-27T13:44:22.536-05:00

In case you didn't know there will be Lunar Eclipse tonight (into the morning). The next one will not be until March '07 so if you live outside a city you should check it out. Let's see if my record of hooking up during these things continues.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098899168929955942004-10-27T12:41:00.000-05:002004-10-27T12:46:08.930-05:00

Ok, so I have this thing about plane crashes. I can't help it. I love looking at pictures of planes that have had...incidents. I'm not fearful of flying, on the contrary, I love it, however, I could (and am today) spending an inordinate amount of time looking at pictures of planes that have crashed, landed with problems etc. If you share the same morbid curiosity check out these two sites:

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098541447040752222004-10-23T09:16:00.000-05:002004-10-23T09:24:07.040-05:00

According to The Glitter and Glam Rock Name Generator my glam name is: Jeffie Neptune. The Neptune part I can deal with so long as it's not Uranus. Lady Godiva (using your non code name) is: Buffi Lippstikk. La Whora: Stacey Fabulous Starshine (aka The Beckster using your maiden name): Glitter Dollz and last but not least Craig Lap (you know who you are): CC Maroon.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098537216260559382004-10-23T08:04:00.000-05:002004-10-23T08:13:36.260-05:00

Ahhhh....This would've been the perfect wake and bake except for the fact that the waking didn't happen. I guess its just a regular old bowl at 9am that I'm going to share with you. Some of you may be wondering about me smoking a bowl this early (or late if you haven't gone to bed) in the morning. I don't care about you. I don't want to speak to you. Reality is for people who can't

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098537774855479652004-10-23T03:26:00.000-05:002004-10-23T13:51:49.316-05:00

Holy merciful crap the following excerpt of an over heard conversation in nyc has got to be one the funniest things. To wit: "You're so full of yourself" - 16 Candles, said to Claire. Over heard quote: Drunk Claire: "Steph, we've been best friends for, like, 15 years now. You are like, totally my very best friend, but I wish you could, like, make more time for me, you know? Like, I know you

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098361444847983642004-10-21T07:24:00.000-05:002004-10-21T08:39:12.806-05:00

As seen on Gothamist

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1098001630462171332004-10-17T03:20:00.000-05:002004-10-17T08:37:56.963-05:00

Where I'll be - under a rock, with my ears plugged. The Simpson's. Let's take a moment to thank the creative gods for bestowing them upon the creators (Thanks Matt) and us. I know I wouldn't be here without them - but only because public transportation is for losers (but not in NYC) and Springfield slopes down that way. Otherwise I might've already been on Mars, under a rock, with my ears

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1097688043476038062004-10-13T12:16:00.000-05:002004-10-14T12:52:04.040-05:00

I just read a post on some other bitch's blog about how people in this city should move/veer to the right when a collision could happen. My old friend Alejo Habnos (AKA Al Johnsto) and I had an idea to write a book called, "Step the Right". People in this city should follow these basic rules otherwise chaos could happen and the downfall of the city governement (not that that would be a bad thing

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1097677777702345272004-10-13T09:26:00.000-05:002004-10-13T09:29:37.703-05:00

What was it that Schilling said before the game? Something about making NY shut up? hahahahahahaha Shut this up bitch. I also liked the Star Wars theme in the begining. Alex - if you watched it I bet you didn't love it which makes me love it all the more. La Whora - You'll be glad to know I did not order a shrimp caesar salad. I think I should be doing work but I just, as usual, don't

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1097315310741863232004-10-09T04:45:00.000-05:002004-10-13T12:25:42.426-05:00

Based on personal experience - myth. How am I ever going to make it up to Westchester tomorrow - grrr - later today when I haven't even ended yesterday (and possibly the day before - jury is out on that one). Well, at least I have something to show for the evening - new porn. Love the gays' method of trading like porn for like porn. One initial investmen and I don't have to buy anymore (not

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1097086967923818092004-10-06T13:19:00.000-05:002004-10-06T13:23:25.726-05:00

This has to be one of the most awesome time wasting sites I have run across while wasting time at work. Random bits of conversation overheard in nyc. Overheard in NYC I'll put the link in the left column (since I've no figured out a little bit more about html)...

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096946468482453892004-10-04T22:21:00.000-05:002004-10-04T22:36:22.426-05:00

Click on the picture for a much much better (bigger) view... As seen on BoiFromTroi (you're my new god)

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096938090185355762004-10-04T19:59:00.000-05:002004-10-04T22:40:00.176-05:00

Went to a show last night at Roseland to see FF (hah hah FF). Thanks Craig (said with my Friday "Craig lap" voice). Good show Good show. Good music. Good band. Good times, good times (enter Good Times theme song). And now I need to speak to Mary J for a little while. Come to me Mary J Come to me. In case you're curious she is Blueberry-licious this time.

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096937899964479072004-10-04T19:35:00.000-05:002004-10-08T16:08:47.846-05:00

Some funny (for me anyway and probably Cuh-Die-A) memories from a most unmemorable (read: so fuckin' sucky it could be called the Sucky McSuck trip) to St. Louis (stupid no good business trip - mind you this is not necessarily a comment on some of the people there - especially those that give me things such as, but not limited to, lambs wool sweaters and Little Debbie Cakes): 1) We left in the

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096322381421614742004-09-27T17:02:00.000-05:002004-10-08T19:17:20.353-05:00

Well, I responded to the ex and basically said I wasn't BK - He can't have it his way. While I also said as paniful as it is I needed to cut him out like a cancer. I also followed that up with an email stating I had stated to him in the past that as long as I was around he wouldn't be alone and that if he ever needed me I would not turn him away. The response was something like, "after what you

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096254227507838002004-09-26T21:56:00.000-05:002004-10-23T13:52:58.690-05:00

Firstly, thank god I'm back in the city. Now, if I wake up in the middle of night I won't have some freakin' upstart 5 year old telling me to be quiet and then asking me if I need him to keep me company. It's nice living by myself (albeit fuckin' expensive). Secondly, thank god for mothers who stockpile drugs and alcohol but not use them so she can give them to me. How awesome that I remembered

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096211187749049182004-09-26T10:01:00.000-05:002004-09-26T10:06:27.750-05:00

So you know how when you stop smoking the good stuff for a while and you start to remember your dreams? Yeah well, here I am up in freakin' westchester at my sister's house and ok - talk about mortified (even more so than whacking off at least 2x a day) - its the middle of the night and I'm half dreaming half awake (although I think more asleep) and I realize I need help (for what I have no

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096062488694447002004-09-24T16:55:00.000-05:002004-09-25T07:12:25.243-05:00

That if I actually did any work this afternoon instead of fucking around on this stupid ass time waster that I wouldn't still be here at 5.45 working but you'd be wrong. See, accounts/clients can be the biggest bunch of unorganized losers in the world and they always send their requests for things they needed yesterday at 4.30 on freakin' Friday afternoon. Meanwhile, Pedro is pitching against

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096055857683281152004-09-24T14:56:00.000-05:002004-09-24T14:57:37.683-05:00

Question: What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondyke bar?

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096053854694067222004-09-24T14:25:00.000-05:002004-09-24T15:34:02.036-05:00

Considering I've spent almost all day fucking around with this stupid ass thing trying to get the freakin' stupid ass comment section to work so DABs can post comments without having to register this time it better freakin' fuckin' a work. D ZAM smokey - I wonder how long I can go without actually having to work and ignoring my voicemails and emails. What is a job? So what that I have a sweet

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096054025388238982004-09-24T14:24:00.000-05:002004-09-24T15:27:12.926-05:00

Good freakin' lord this stupid ass shit is going to be the death of me. I've spent too long fuckin' around ALL BECAUSE my str8 female soul mate didn't want to register to leave comments. The things we gayboys do for our hags (calm down I know you hate being called that but freakin' deal - "you know I love ya more then my luggage"). "I'm here" "Somebody who loves you" "R2D2 - It IS you. IT IS YOU

Dingle-Danglenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8459475.post-1096049263355626632004-09-24T12:58:00.000-05:002004-09-24T15:34:17.086-05:00

While I should be working - directing stuff and what not - I decided to create this putrescent craptacular chili dog in honor of being single again in the big bad gay city of NY. I'd like to 1) dedicate this garbage to my str8, female soulmate. You know who you are and you know that if you had a dingle dangle (as your mother calls them) I would be so ridiculously in love with you I'd probably

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